Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property

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Living area
Serves breakfast, lunch and dinner
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom
Reception
Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10

Very good

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Foodhallen
    11 min walk
  • Benji's
    1 min walk
  • Witte de Withstraat Stop
    3 min walk
  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
    18 min drive

Room options

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

  • 13.0 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Twin Beds

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About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn with a 24-hour front desk, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt
Along with a restaurant, this smoke-free inn has a bar/lounge and self parking. WiFi in public areas is free. Other amenities include a 24-hour front desk, a library, and multilingual staff.
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.
The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.
Our customers tell us they can't get enough of the helpful staff at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. During your stay, you're just a quick walk from Ten Kate Markt. Enjoy features like free WiFi in public areas, plus a restaurant and a bar.
  • Free WiFi
  • Enjoy Thai cuisine while dining at Kevin Bacon Bar
  • Buffet breakfast served daily for a fee
  • Self parking available for a fee
  • Amenities include a multilingual staff, a terrace, and Library
  • Onsite recreation includes bike rentals
  • Within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. A library, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

For a fee, guests can enjoy buffet breakfast daily from 8 AM to noon.
Kevin Bacon Bar - This cocktail bar specializes in Thai cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and public transport

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Buffet breakfast available for a fee daily 8 AM–noon: EUR 15 per person
  • 1 restaurant
  • 1 bar

Restaurants on site

  • Kevin Bacon Bar

Things to do

  • Bike rentals

Conveniences

  • Library

Guest services

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have any requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • This property does not have any lifts
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairwells
  • Stairwell handrail height (centimetres): 110
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk height (centimetres): 120
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant
  • Wheelchair-accessible (may have limits)

More

  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bed sheets

Bathroom

  • Hairdryer (on request)
  • Towels

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types at the property

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a security system and window guards
Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 393 out of 899 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 275 out of 899 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 125 out of 899 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 36 out of 899 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 70 out of 899 reviews" "

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Lucas

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Unfortunately, this was a rather unpleasant stay as I discovered bedbugs on my first night, but finding alternate accommodation was not possible. The hotel was also fully booked so no chance of an alternate room, and even if I did move rooms, I wouldn't have trusted that the whole hotel wasn't infested. Really disgusting basic hygiene for a hotel to not have bedbugs!!! There is also a distinct lack of amenities, and nowhere to put anything - no suitcase stand, desk, bedside table etc. Just one armchair that I used as a suitcase stand. Could benefit from more shelving hooks or useable surfaces in the shared showers and the rooms. There were also only two showers that were of a comfortable size, & another two tiny cubicles that were more impractical. Also, the shower drains terribly so you end up flooding most of the bathroom. It was much smaller internally (the hotel as a whole) than expected. Also was very warm and stuffy with very weak air conditioning. It served a purpose for being somewhere to crash but it was a restless sleep between killing any bedbugs I saw and overheating. The bike hire was very reasonable and helpful though, was a nice feature that I wasn't aware of before my visit. A real shame because the design and novelty of the hotel really drew me to it, & it would have been an easy 4* review if not for the bedbugs. the pillows were lovely, the bed was a little hard but that's my preference, the bathrooms were decently clean, ish, communal areas were nice.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Lots of stains and dirt and mould.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Tucker

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We loved staying here. The staff was great, the accommodations were unique and memorable, the surrounding area was vibrant and convenient without being too busy. The only drawbacks are similar to what many older buildings in the area experience. The ventilation was a tad lacking, but they do a great job working with what they have and airing out the building when they can.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Matina

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
"Hidden" rooms, alternative deco and an amazing atmosphere that makes you feel so welcome! Will definitely be my choice again... 😌
Rooms behind the shelves 😉
This van serves as a room!!! 😀
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

2/10 Terrible

Matthew

Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Karen

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

barbara, Petaluma

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Staff was Lovely
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Tony

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Prost!
If you want something different than your typical hotel this is it a very cool Boutique Hotel nothing fancy but have everything you need breakfast, bar, outside patio and a great neighborhood close to transportation with a fantastic staff I highly recommend for your stay in Amsterdam especially if you want to feel part of the culture and not in the heart of Amsterdam with all the tourist
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

8/10 Good

Jordan

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
A very unique place to stay. The only big downside was the room we were in was very hot, so we had a hard time sleeping.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Angela

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities
They have bedbugs! What I originally thought were mosiquito bites, turns out...were bedbugs. I just read others reviews...this angers me, the hotel knew before we checked in that they had an infestation....
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

6/10 Okay

Julia

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Natalie

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
There were bed bugs during our stay and absolutely terrible service of dealing with the situation! First night we found out there was blood stain on the duvet and we have requested the receptionist on that night to change it. We thought initially it was a laundry issue until the next day, we have been bitten. This was our first experience with bed bugs, so we thought it was mosquitos until it kept getting worse every day. There are multiple issues here: 1. Avoidance that the occurrence of bed bugs. We have booked the hotel prior to the other stayers’ feedback regarding the bed bugs so we weren’t aware until it happened with us. This issues seemed to be going on for roughly 2-3 weeks and it wasn’t resolved! 2. Irresponsible to provide alternatives when such situations arise. Ideally when a room is discovered to have bed bugs, the hotel is responsible to book another hotel room fully covered by the irresponsible hotel or at least fully clean the hotel prior to welcoming new guests. Hotel not Hotel failed to maintain clean room and failed to ensure the rooms are bugs-free before the guests check in. I’m surprised how this is a 4-stars hotel! 3. Unprepared! When we confirmed bed bugs, we have asked for new mattress, sheets and ironing to be able to sleep in the room and kill bed bugs with heat. We were only provided with linen sheets. It makes me wonder how clean the rooms are with such lack of materials.
Stayed 8 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sai Sahiti

Good value for money
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

danielle

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Please read this and avoid at all costs.
This hotel is infested with bed bugs, they are aware of this, see reviews by other, it clearly needs to block bookings for a few weeks and have the whole place fumigated. I have around 50 bites, i have had to treat all my belongings as contaminated on my return. Charges commission on booking on top of city tax. Never came across this. The rooms themselves are small with no ventilation, we had to sleep with the door propped open as there was simply no air and I witnessed others doing the same. The rooms are grubby especially the showers. The concept of the hotel looks great, hence my decision to book, however this is by far the worst hotel I have ever stayed at in Amsterdam and i have visited upwards of 7 times, I would go as far as saying its possibly the worst hotel i have stayed in period and I am very well travelled.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Sebastian

Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Kaci

Travelled with family, Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities
the area is so quiet and safe with the tram only a 4 min walk away but my sheets had a blood stain and my towel also had a little stain. there’s ventilation in the rooms but our two rooms were both broken and having no windows made it very stuffy. the bar below is very nice with nice staff.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Roland

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
If vibes alone made a place great…
Had booked one room, which was unavailable when I arrived. Moved me to a different room, which was disappointing, but nice none the less. But I guess the reassigned room was the wrong one too. Slept well, the showers were nice, and the staff were great.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Emily

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Hotel Not Hotel was perfect for our trip. There are nice parks in the area and for those who enjoy walking it is a nice walk into the main part of town. Plenty of cafes and restaurants in the area and a nice market close by. The rooms are clean and well kept. The bathrooms are modern and relatively clean too.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Daniel

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Amenities
Lovely quirky rooms with a cool vibe. If your room is upstairs it can be quite a long and steep walk to get to the communal bathrooms Our room had absolutely no furniture except for a tiny bedstand. We had to keep our clothes on the floor our entire stay. But the placd definetly has a fun, freindly vibe
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Nicolas

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The washrooms were not the cleanest and they have weird layouts so you have to jump into another stall depending on what you need. We reserved the kombi room and were given the Casa no Casa which was ok as it's bigger and more comfortable. Overall good experience there
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Raphaella

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Good struggled with the door but that's because our English arms were to weak. Cute unique little hostel/hotel blend
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Matias

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kristin

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Nice place
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Frederic

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Original concept, clean amenities and nice staff. The hotel is located close to Tram 17 giving easy access to the centre of Amsterdam.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Harleen Kaur

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2024