The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property

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Exterior
Free WiFi
TV
Private kitchen
Superior Double Room | Bathroom

Reviews

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant

Explore the area

Map
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Ramblers Stadium
    ‪18 min walk‬
  • Mangapps Railway Museum
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Adventure Island
    ‪36 min drive‬
  • London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪78 min drive‬

Room options

Superior Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

Luxury Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

Classic Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Deluxe Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with a restaurant and a bar
Along with a restaurant, this hotel has a bar/lounge and free self parking. WiFi in public areas is free.
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.
During your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn, you'll be within walking distance of Ramblers Stadium. You'll find features like free WiFi in public areas and free self parking, plus a restaurant.
  • Free WiFi (speed: 25+ Mbps)
  • Free self parking
  • Grab something to eat at the restaurant or stop for a drink at the bar/lounge
  • Continental breakfast served daily for a fee
  • Just a 3-minute drive from Mangapps Railway Museum and a few minutes from Ramblers Stadium
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.
For a fee, guests can enjoy continental breakfast daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM.
The Oyster Smack Inn has a restaurant on site.
A hosted evening meal is available for a surcharge daily. Reservations are required.

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and public transport

  • Free self-parking on site
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Continental breakfast available for a fee daily 8:00 AM–10:00 AM: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • 1 restaurant
  • 1 bar
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee of GBP 0.0

Guest services

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Front desk (limited hours)

Accessibility

  • This property does not have any lifts

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Hairdryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels

Entertainment

  • TV

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Payment types at the property

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
The front desk at this property is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM.
Guests arriving after 9:00 PM must make advance arrangements by contacting the property using the information on the booking confirmation. Guests will receive lockbox information.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 1 out of 2 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 1 out of 2 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 2 reviews

9.0/10

Cleanliness

9.0/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025