We took a few days to access our experiences, I hope this helps others. I will say host was extremely responsive but definitely needs to visit his property.
Upon arriving we found what looked like some form of nuevo street art, only to realize that one of these random 400 locks were to our rental.
The parking garage entrance was blocked by a barrier, so one can only enter through the exit.
Incredibly impractical and dangerous. But not to worry, on day two the garge was jammed OPEN letting any and all enter. As of day 6, the door was still not repaired.
We parked in the garage and were met with the fresh smell of weed.
We arrive in the main hall, to find repair work being done (and is it needed). We enter the condo with no issue.
It seemed fine, until you start to notice the over powering smell of plug in air fresheners. I'm unsure if this is to hide the black mold, the stale air from the hvac (see picture of filthiest filter ever), or to hide the smell of animal feces from the hallway (apt neighbor, we're looking at you).
The floors are noticeably dusty, trash under the bed in the "master" bedroom, thick dust and filth on the ceiling fan, the fake plants and the shower/barhroom was filthy. I couldn't imagine standing in the shower with out having poured bleach or with shoes. There were no cleaning supplies provided, so we couldn't even clean unless we purchased the supplies ourselves (we already had to purchase kitchen utensils and a coffee cup).
The second "bedroom" consisted of a urine stained ikea sleeper sofa and a tv.
No one was willing to sleep on mentioned stains, so that room with its dust leaden fans stayed empty.
Lets discuss the half giant upstairs. They MUST be some form of giant, as no normal human could possibly stomp so consistently and hard while walking.
Midnight? Doesn't matter! Hagrid obviously has chores to attend to!
So we sit on the porch to escape the filth in the air, only to observe a long closed, inoperable pool. The add showcases a beautiful pool atea, surrounded by lovely chairs. This in fact is a complete lie.
We left early, as we could not stand another night. We have pictures of all the above referenced but unfortunately the app won’t allow photo uploads in reviews.